This month being Easter, we couldn’t resist having a bit of fun and sharing these great animal themed puns and jokes with you. There is just something about a pun that really makes us smile, so why don’t you just paws what you are doing and take a look at our top 20…
Follow the bunny, he has the chocolate.
What did the dog say before he left for work? “Just another day at the paw-ffice!”
A cranky cat is catankerous.
What did the dolphin say when he was confused? “Sorry, can you please be more Pacific?”
It’s a little bit bunny, this feeling inside…
What did the dog say before eating his snack? “Bone a-pet-treat!”
Why did the cat go to the vet? Because he said he wasn’t feline fine!
What’s your dog’s favourite Pink Floyd album? Bark Side of the Moon.
You’re looking quite fetching today!
To know a cat is purr joy.
I’m furly confident you’re a cat person.
Why are dogs such bad dancers? They have two left feet.
What is called when a cat wins a dog show? A cat-has-trophy.
Thanks fur everything.
What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary? Take the words out of his mouth!
What did the dog say to the tree? Bark!
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
Why is the bee’s hair always sticky? Because he uses a honeycomb!
Why was the dog such a good storyteller? He knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
………………….And last of all, have yourself a hoppy little Easter.
Cracking Good Pet Puns and Jokes for Easter
This month being Easter, we couldn’t resist having a bit of fun and sharing these great animal themed puns and jokes with you. There is just something about a pun that really makes us smile, so why don’t you just paws what you are doing and take a look at our top 20…
………………….And last of all, have yourself a hoppy little Easter.